Rainy Days and Mondays Always get Murf Down: A Tribute to Karen Carpenter

Now there's a woman I'd like to share a ham sandwich with (I think you know where I'm going with this...regurgitation means more ham for me) and what a set of pipes huh?

So Mom thought it best to get me over my aversion to rain at 10pm last night in the middle of the storm. Well I showed her. After our failed walk attempt, some time on the deck, and too many minutes in the back yard I proceeded to pee on her socks and poop in her roommate's bedroom. I try not to brag but that was quite the specimen. Weighing in at 15 lbs, I produced a sample that would make a 30 lb dog weep!

No one puts Murfe in the corner (if it's raining)!