I Am Murfe, Hear Me Bark

I read something very disturbing a few weeks ago and I'll admit that it left me bark-free. Check it out but please know that it's quite disturbing:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/03/nyregion/03debark.html?sudsredirect=true

If you're not internet savvy like myself and were unable to open the link well you are lucky because quite honestly it's one of the most disturbing articles that I have read since downloading the NYTimes app to my iPhone tm (product placement). I will share the morbid details.

New Yorkers are muting their dogs permanently through surgery. Can you believe it? I mean I guess I can after all they did take me lucky charms a few months back. While I am still protesting that injustice this seems even more smarmy!

These supposed dog lovers are silencing their dogs for better housing and to appease co'op boards. What is the world coming to I ask? Why are vets performing these cruel procedures? When did dogs lose the rights of free speech? I ask the dogs around the country to stand up and bark about this. This is our issue and now is the time for a puppy revolution...Roe vs. Woof!!!

I'm Back

Hello Fans!

First let me apologize for my recent silence. I have been a busy dog! Mom caught me sexting on her iPhone and I was grounded for a month (what's the big deal? she's got AT&T it's not like the text was actually sent! sorry Peaches... you would have enjoyed the photo.) Well that time away from the computer got me to thinking and that lead me to the University of Phoenix (Schenectady Campus) where I got my bachelor's degree in Art History and a masters of Science in Economics. I have also started a successful business dog-earing books. I have a patent pending on the KindleEar 2010, the world's 1st electronic dog-earing software.

Well that's all I have for now but can I ask a favor? Can you get my mom a job? She is really cramping my style and if she sings one more Streisand song to me I WILL bite her. This morning she woke me at 5 am with her tone deaf rendition of "I Am Woman". Woman or not one things for sure, she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic!



Dedicated to Mom - gone but never forgotten