Hello Fans!
First let me apologize for my recent silence. I have been a busy dog! Mom caught me sexting on her iPhone and I was grounded for a month (what's the big deal? she's got AT&T it's not like the text was actually sent! sorry Peaches... you would have enjoyed the photo.) Well that time away from the computer got me to thinking and that lead me to the University of Phoenix (Schenectady Campus) where I got my bachelor's degree in Art History and a masters of Science in Economics. I have also started a successful business dog-earing books. I have a patent pending on the KindleEar 2010, the world's 1st electronic dog-earing software.
Well that's all I have for now but can I ask a favor? Can you get my mom a job? She is really cramping my style and if she sings one more Streisand song to me I WILL bite her. This morning she woke me at 5 am with her tone deaf rendition of "I Am Woman". Woman or not one things for sure, she's a few sandwiches short of a picnic!
Dedicated to Mom - gone but never forgotten
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